i swear, the AFI sends me an application for membership like every damn week

I CAN’T AFFORD IT, AFI

LOWER YOUR PRICE TO ZERO AND WE’LL TALK

do i want to go out to the movies?

or do i want to continue not wearing pants?

that awkward moment when you drive out to L.A. for a movie you’ve already bought a ticket for and you’re running late but you get there sort of on time but then you can’t find parking for half an hour and then you look at the clock and just give up and go home and then there’s traffic on the way home and you end up spending 3 hours driving to and from no where, for no reason

yeah. that happens to everyone right?

NIGHT AND THE CITY during GIRL SHY?

THE BLACK CAT during GUN CRAZY?! 

WHY DOES THE TCM FILM FESTIVAL HATE ME SO MUCH

ok I love how this year’s theme is “I love the movies” and so on and yay we all love movies but maybe not nominating shitty movies would be a good way to celebrate our love of movies

maybe

#1 post-movie comment pet peeve

“oh, that was so cute!”

no.

fat babies are cute. otters are cute. your middle school boyfriend was cute.

movies are not cute. 

STOP.

Wow, TRANSFORMERS is actually the worst.

Just caught ten minutes on TV because, heck, I’ll give it a chance; how bad could it possibly be?

In ten minutes of film, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything more offensive: racism, sexism, jingoism, terrible dialogue, improbable story and characters, visual cliches, ugly color palette, incomprehensible action sequences….

It’s like someone took the worst stereotypes of American culture and Hollywood filmmaking and set out to produce the be-all and end-all apex of those stereotypes.

I know this is pretty morally outraged, but, Jesus, I did not expect TRANSFORMERS to be THAT bad.

I can’t believe I’m using all my 3G data to read about a Best Picture nom for Extremely Loud & Incredibly fuckin’ Close.

worst news of my life

i have to be at work at 5am tomorrow

academy award noms at at 5:30am tomorrow

w h y 

DVDs so old that they have an option for website features

breaking bad season 4 isn’t on netflix and i am on the verge of tears

i love older issue dvds from the late ’90s/early 2000s

because they have instructions on how to get the disc out and those cute little booklets with the chapter titles and it’s just adorable

overheard in line

“for me, nothing beats shawshank redemption. that’s just the best. sorry, my opinion. nothing better. and the green mile? oh my god.”—aspiring filmmaker whose work on a recent documentary “has a good chance at sundance”

when i google photos of sessue hayakawa, i don’t want to see photos of white poeple

okay?