Anonymous asked: I would like to date you. But as I recall you said something about not being into ladies? Either way I want you to know you are lusted after. (idk that's probably creepy sry)

yeah, it’s a bit creepy now.

hey, look, I can’t help it that I’m straight. do you think I would’ve chosen a life of being so awesome no man would want me? no. baby, I was born this way. would I make a terrific lesbian? you bet. that’s just one of life’s cruel ironies.

for the hundredth time, ladies, I’M SORRY.